▓▒░ WARPEDBED

▌ the warpedbed story (such as it is)

One person, one printer, weird stuff.

Hi. I'm Joseph. WarpedBed is the side project — printed from my home in Spokane, WA, on a Bambu Lab X2D that runs more than it sleeps.

What I make

Mostly multi-color articulated stuff (dragons, fidgets, the occasional pineapple) plus custom phrase prints. Everything is made-to-order — I don't keep inventory because the X2D + AMS means every print can be a slightly different color combo than the last.

Why "WarpedBed"

Anyone who's ever leveled a print bed at 1am knows. It's the universal maker inside joke. It's also not what's happening to mine — X2D auto-level is one of the great inventions of our time.

How it ships

Made-to-order in the lead time shown on each product. USPS First Class for small stuff, Priority Mail for the big dragons. Tracking always. I pack everything by hand and usually toss in a sticker or two.

If it breaks

Articulated prints have small joints. They can break, especially if a kid throws them across the room (this is a documented use case). Message me — I'll replace it or refund. Just don't pretend you didn't step on it.

Stream / socials

Most of what gets made here ends up on TikTok or Twitch first. Follow along if you want to see prints fail in real time: